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Retiree visiting the office:
"I was working on the windows and running around the yard with my caulk
in my hand, and I have this neighbor, Dave*, who was standing in the
bushes, and I didn't see him. But Dave scared me and there was caulk
everywhere -- caulk all over the windows and caulk on my hands. No, I'm
serious, there were inches of it coming out! You guys aren't even
listening to me! I didn't know what to do about all of the caulk on my
hands but I called the 800 number on the side of it and the guy said
that friction could get it off."
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| I'm going to talk briefly about recent dreams. Well, most of them have been about Dorthy's house either being burnt down, or me and some friends being in there and my mom comes in in a really creepy way (like I see her in a mirror behind me, and then she's not there when I turn around). But I had a pretty cool long dream with Samuel L. Jackson a few nights ago... or like two, right after one another. That was sweet, I think he was like a waiter at a restaurant I went to in one, and a CIA dude in the other or something. Last night I had a dream where I flew around a bunch... there were all these girls with short died hair staying in this apartment, and I think one of them was famous or something, anyway, I felt really left out because I didn't have died hair. Oh! Also, Hannah was in my dream... I just remembered, and Dorthy's house was like... filling up with water or something, and a window broke and there was glass all over the floor and I had to fly Hannah away. Also, some person from a college came to pick up my tuition money, but I didn't have enough money or something. I think she was the one who taught me to fly. I hardly ever fly in my dreams. But yeah, I want to start writing my dreams down more so they get better, because I usually have terrible dreams. I don't like it. Well, I need sleep I guess.
Also, I love music. I missed it a lot.
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| Hello people, I am going to be busy being a toolbox for vacation. Here is a nice definition of a toolbox:
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The Revolution (Wii) is pretty much the best thing ever. So is Twilight Princess. So is spending all day at Alex's doing nothing but play Twilight Princess on the Revolution and not be at home. Happy Thanksgiving!!! I am thankful for Nintendo, for my Japanese class being really cool, for myself, because I am pretty much one of the coolest people ever, and a lot of other things that generally have to do with me being awesome. Like that party I threw? That was pretty fun. I'm not joking about me being amazing, you've got to believe it. I am one of the smartest, funniest, most keen people out there. You all are very lucky to know me.
Goodnight.
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